Sorry for the late post!

One day I will own a sugar glider and together we shall take over the world!

He's quite the dapper shark!

I drew this in high school, thought I'd dig up some old gems for you guys since I didn't post in 10 whole days! Sorry :(

Love Barf! Yay!

Why can't other people just barf out their love on Valentines Day, like I do?

Yes, yes. You're probably tired of Harry Potter memes. I don't care. Plus I like lizards.

Is a description really necessary? 

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We see a lot of snow llamas here in the desert.

I couldn't decide whether to call this "Shine on, you crazy chicken" Or "Chicken in the sky with diamonds."

All arguments between the two of us always degrade into utter silliness.

I got sick :(

I'll post again tomorrow. Sorry guys. I got food poisoning and it put me out for a couple days. Sorrrrryyyy

Me, adult drinks, and the computer makes three tonight

I see that I have a regular reader in Russia. привет. :)

A friend suggested I write "Nooo, my brans!" As a lover of puns, he knew not what he had unleashed...

Also, muffins are delicious.

I had a busy morning and had to throw this together. It left me rather tired, but it doesn't stop my students from having boundless energy. This is my theory of where they get said energy.

I have no idea why I love drawing snails. But I do. Maybe I should have named the site "Felonious Snail".

Butt Monster!

Those of you who subscribe to the Felonious Ham Facebook page may know that the reason I didn't update this weekend. I was at my brother-in-law and sister-in-law's wedding! Congratulations you two. :)

Anyhoo, on the the whiteboard drawings!

The students I teach weren't totally familiar with My Little Pony, so this one went a little over their heads. But the ones that live on the fringes of the internet at least liked the "derp" part. Hah

I was in a rush when I drew this one. I sort of like how the head came out, but the body was rushed, as it was time for me to actually teach. :D

As promised for my lack of updates this weekend, I have drawn a butt monster. If you'd like updates on posts or general news about the site, please like the Felonious Ham Facebook page.
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I ingest your tears....

All other teachers will agree with me. This is how teaching works. Without our proper children's tears ingestion, we are useless!

To make up for revealing the horrible truth about ingesting their tears, I drew them a cute cat.

All was forgiven.

Click the comic to make it larger. Thumbs up for Matt letting me draw a comic where he poops!

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I don't know how the cats know every time we're in the bathroom. 

But they know they can corner us there for attention!

I'd also like to thank Matt, my husband, for giving me the idea for the comic!

Zombie Lust

Yes, yes. I know. I meant to write "Now with fewer cares to give". But come on. My degree is in Chimp Wrangling, not Word Wrangling!

My students don't know or care what technicolor is. Philistines...

Initial sketch for a tattoo I'm making for a friend. Zombie love is the truest love there is.

You know you want a robotic overlord.

Why not Robo-Zoidberg indeed?!

I rule my students with an iron fist!

Unpublished sketch I did a year ago. Was playing around with a different style.

New art for sale! See bottom of post.

Poor homework monkey... I started experimenting with multiple colors at this point.

But sometimes it was nice just to stick to black dry erase marker.

This is the Before picture of the slug guy. 

And here is the finished re-made picture. It will soon be available as a print in color and in sepia tones.

The art of getting a student to listen...

We were making catapults this day and it was difficult to get them to exercise restraint. Haha

An elephant who never forgets... TO KILL!

Poor, poor Jason.

I think this drawing makes it fairly obvious that I drew this on Sunday.

Narwhal VS Giant Squid. A battle straight out of the internet...

And finally the second half of the comic that was posted yesterday. I don't usually do two part comics, but I was feeling some serious whimsy.

Zombies, books and wet door knobs

I always encourage my student to ready themselves for the inevitable zombie rising!

 After I feed, I leave the withered book husks for the buzzards.

I'll post the second page tomorrow! The suspense! Also this was made when I had brown hair. Also, I hate drawing noses.

It begins...

I'll keep the writing in my posts to a minimum since I know the internet has a TL;DR attention span. Hah Just know that I have a backlog of pictures and comics to post. So I'll be posting two whiteboard drawings a day until they're all here and I can add new ones!

This one was the first of a series of whiteboard drawings I started doing for my students. They start off simple and get more complex. So bear with me! I also found drawing with whiteboard marker difficult so I was learning as I went.

Ain't no party like a Turing Test party cause a Turing Test party don't stop!

And an added bonus comic I've never posted!

A New Start

Greetings! This is the new site for my comics and pictures that I draw. It's very exciting. Some of you may recall my old comic website Dear Minions. I decided that Dear Minions needed to grow and change with the person I've become. The name is a reference to something from my younger days. Time to start clean and new! So we're all felonious hams here... You are my hamlings! I'll also be adding my backlog of comics and daily whiteboard pictures that I drew for my students. If you like what you see, comment on the blog and say so! If you don't like what you see.... then go away. Hah.