Sorry for the late post!

One day I will own a sugar glider and together we shall take over the world!

He's quite the dapper shark!

I drew this in high school, thought I'd dig up some old gems for you guys since I didn't post in 10 whole days! Sorry :(

Love Barf! Yay!

Why can't other people just barf out their love on Valentines Day, like I do?

Yes, yes. You're probably tired of Harry Potter memes. I don't care. Plus I like lizards.

Is a description really necessary? 

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We see a lot of snow llamas here in the desert.

I couldn't decide whether to call this "Shine on, you crazy chicken" Or "Chicken in the sky with diamonds."

All arguments between the two of us always degrade into utter silliness.

I got sick :(

I'll post again tomorrow. Sorry guys. I got food poisoning and it put me out for a couple days. Sorrrrryyyy

Me, adult drinks, and the computer makes three tonight

I see that I have a regular reader in Russia. привет. :)

A friend suggested I write "Nooo, my brans!" As a lover of puns, he knew not what he had unleashed...

Also, muffins are delicious.

I had a busy morning and had to throw this together. It left me rather tired, but it doesn't stop my students from having boundless energy. This is my theory of where they get said energy.

I have no idea why I love drawing snails. But I do. Maybe I should have named the site "Felonious Snail".

Butt Monster!

Those of you who subscribe to the Felonious Ham Facebook page may know that the reason I didn't update this weekend. I was at my brother-in-law and sister-in-law's wedding! Congratulations you two. :)

Anyhoo, on the the whiteboard drawings!

The students I teach weren't totally familiar with My Little Pony, so this one went a little over their heads. But the ones that live on the fringes of the internet at least liked the "derp" part. Hah

I was in a rush when I drew this one. I sort of like how the head came out, but the body was rushed, as it was time for me to actually teach. :D

As promised for my lack of updates this weekend, I have drawn a butt monster. If you'd like updates on posts or general news about the site, please like the Felonious Ham Facebook page.
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I ingest your tears....

All other teachers will agree with me. This is how teaching works. Without our proper children's tears ingestion, we are useless!

To make up for revealing the horrible truth about ingesting their tears, I drew them a cute cat.

All was forgiven.

Click the comic to make it larger. Thumbs up for Matt letting me draw a comic where he poops!

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I don't know how the cats know every time we're in the bathroom. 

But they know they can corner us there for attention!

I'd also like to thank Matt, my husband, for giving me the idea for the comic!